Nursery ke student ne Exam sheet pe SUSU kar Diya.
Teacher: Ye kya kiya hai?
Student: Mummy ne kaha tha ki Pehle jo aa raha ho wahi karna...
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It means
ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY THREE.
Tomorrow I will teach u 144.
Indian players going back on the flight to India.
Air Hostess: Some coffee Sir?
Indian Player: Yes
Air Hostess: Mocha or Latte?
Indian Player: Espresso Hi De Do... Mauka Haath Se Nikal Geya Aur Latte India Mein Khayenge
Why I Love C.I.D
An Example:
LADY: Suresh Mera Bhai Tha
DAYA:
okrsBin sawan barsat nahi hotai,
Suraj doobe bina raat nahi hotai,
Apni to aadat hai aisi…,
Aapko SMS kiye bina din ki shuruaat nahi hotai…
Have Good Day
Rog se pareshan tha Rogi
aur Yog kar raha tha Yogi!


wah wah…

Rog se pareshan tha Rogi
aur Yog kar raha tha Yogi!

ACP Pradyuman bole:
Khoon kiya hai tumne,
Tumko to faansi hogi!!
Ab to karo safaai, Saare shehar mein gand hai…

wah wah..

Ab to karo safaai, Saare shehar mein gand hai…

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Abhijeet – “lagta hai andar koi nahin, Darwaza band hai!”
Daya fainted n went into coma by seeing that…..

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that
RAJNIKANT broke the door just by knocking it.
Gal: Is dress ka kya price hai? 
Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss. 
Girl: Aur us dress ka? 
Shopkeeper: 10 kiss. 
Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill dadi dengi.
Bechara...
Santa Ko Ek Bar Paisi Ki Jarurat Thhi, Apne Dost Banta Ko Bola.
Santa: “Yaar Mujhe 3000 Rs De De, Main Tujhe 2 Mahine Ke Baad Lota Dunga.”
Banta Ne Paisi De Diye, Mahine Bad Jab Santa Se Paisi Mange To Santa Use Ek Lota Dete Hue Bola.
Santa: “Ye Le Apna Wada Pura Kar Raha Hun, Pakad Ye Lota.“
Santa Raaste Me Ghum Raha Tha,
Gadi Me Se Banta Ne Puchha= Bhai Ye Road
Kaha Jata Hai.?
Santa= Kahi Nahi
Din-Raat Yahi Pada Rehta Hai
FMindblowing Flirt: Boy: '
Hey Do You Like Water?
Girl: 'Yeah...' Boy: 'Good,
Then You Already Like 70% Of Me
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